It's, like, war!

"A Lighthouse Point man is in critical condition this morning, a day after authorities say a stingray jumped onto his boat and stabbed him in the chest, leaving a foot-long barb stuck in him."



lisa said...

Al-Queda stingrays, perhaps?

chuck b. said...

Exactly. They're sick of our shit and they're not going to take it anymore. They're striking back with sucidide missions. But it's not hopeless for us. We just have to appeal to moderate stingrays.

Thanks for coming by and leaving a bunch of comments.