"She is a nice, warm, friendly animal, the cow."

Link.

Here are two people

that I have absolutely no interest in ever reading about or seeing pictures of, ever. For the rest of my life.

For whatever reason, the media seems intent on manufacturing and servicing a desperate need in the heart of every man, woman, and child for new news about John Kennedy and Jackie O.

I want to a lone voice speaking truth to power (into the ethereal nothingness of the Internet): No, I am not interested. I do not care. I have never cared. I will never care. Seeing pictures and headlines about these people make me want to flee. I very much doubt there are two people in the world that I would be less interested in reading about or seeing pictures of.

I just want that to be clear.