Tonight we ate dinner at Millennium, a fancy vegetarian (vegan maybe) restaurant downtown. I am 90% certain bootylicious indie film star (sometimes Hollywood blockbuster supporting star or minor blockbuster star in his own right) and notable vegetarian (vegan?) Joaquin Phoenix and his (female) date were seated two tables away.
90% doesn't seem like a lot I guess, but I didn't want to stare. It would have taken some staring on my part because I'm not sure if I could spot someone like him on the street. I'd have to look for that funny lip scar thing he's got going on.
The woman at the table next to me (and next to, but across from the ostensible JP) did a lot of smiling during her dinner. The sort of smile that says, "OM[F]G!" She had a better view of him than I did until he got up to leave.
Maybe I should say 99% certain.
Isn't he the hottest?
I hope he managed to quit smoking.
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