What are you wearing?
I woke up this morning with a small spider bite.
12 hours later, it's swollen to the size of a quarter and itches like a fothermucker.
Am I being a giant sissy, or should I be worried? I'm going to take a benadryl and put some aloe on it.
ADDED: This was the worst of it. A day later, it had mostly dissipated.