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12/17/2007

My favorite pictrures from 2007

I don't have anything to enter in the Kew Gardens photography contest, but I've been planning to make some year-in-review posts. Why not start with my favorite pictures from 2007.

Notes: I generally do not take much care when I take pictures. I'm strictly a snapshots kind of guy. I might take two or three snapshots of a subject that really interests me, and pick the best one. But I rarely stand and compose, or consider the light, or anything like that. I certainly don't do any kind of post-picture taking processing or alteration. It is what it is. Until August, I didn't even know how to use my camera's close-up function. I have a Canon PowerShot A610 set on 'foliage'. Unless I'm running out of memory, I like to use the largest file size.

Okay then...

You know I love this one. I made it my icon. (Hmm...after a year, maybe it's time to pick a new icon.) This picture comes from a January 20 post called Pruning Class. I took a four-day pruning workshop at Foothill College. My instructor (who was super-cute) took us to his backyard orchard and had us prune his fruit trees. What a life, huh?

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If I could turn back time, I would make him a cash offer for all three of the planters in his yard.

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I took this picture of a professional dog walker and his charges on top of Bernal Hill last February. I think there's something kind of strange and make-believe about this picture, and that's why I like it.

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(Bernal Hill is one of the few places in San Francisco where you can let a dog run, although some irresponsible dog owners frequently let their dogs run in other places too. There's a lot of tension between the pro-dog-people and the anti-dog-people in San Francisco. This year the rudeness and dishonesty of certain pro-dog-people finally pushed me into the anti-dog-people camp.)


No pictures in March qualify as a favorites, but here are four that I like.

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I visited Filoli in April. Although the formal garden isn't my style, the beauty and coherence of their spring color palette left me breathless. This one reminds me of a Klimpt painting.

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I like to include pictures of the funky cars in my neighborhood. While on a walk in May, I took two pictures that I especially like. One suggests sex, adventure, and mystery. The other, delight, laughter, and electronic music. You can decide which one is which.

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In June, my world changed. My clueless, idiot neighbor who should be barred from owning real property cut back his yard. His workers let this 6' by 6' pile of debris fall on my side of the fence. I wasn't too mad tho'. The result of his clearcutting let full sun into my garden. Even as we approach the shortest day of the year, I currently have full sun in half my garden. This time last year, I had none.

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This is also one of my favorite pictures from June. I took it during a walk. This shot really captures Bernal Heights. Houses, hills, views, flowers, and the usual urban trash.

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And I was very pleased with myself when I took this picture while doing some editing.

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This, from Bloom Day, is one of the first pictures I posted of my Echium wildprettii, which I grew from seed (not hard to do!). By the time I planted this out, I was astonished by how fast it was growing. This was only six months ago. Today, the basal rosette is five feet in diameter and smothers the now-dormant redbud. I'll have to rejuvinate the soil when this baby comes out. I love the yellow moons of Cotula lineariloba.

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June was a busy month. We took a road-trip to Sacramento, and stopped at the UC Davis Arboretum on the way back. If I had rigid ideas about what California gardens should look like, this would be one of them. I would love to get back there soon to see this garden in the dead of winter.

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We went to Sacramento to visit the Old City Cemetery which I would also like to visit again and again. No single favorites from this visit, but several that I like.

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The canna + opuntia qualifies as a favorite plant pair. Imagine the opuntia shaped tall and lanky.

July. In July, I visited the San Francisco Botanical Garden several times in the evening, and I took tons of pictures.

This is my all-time favorite picture for 2007. It doesn't matter to me that the grass is over-exposed, or that the composition needs to be scooted over one inch. I love this picture.

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I was there again two days later and took my favorite video of 2007.



There isn't a favorite in August. But I like this one because it shows my design efforts finally coming into focus. The key plants are still small, but everything is in place. This picture captures a certain vibe I want my garden to have. This part of it, anyway.

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September favorites!

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Strybing on September 15. The fog and Monterey cypress make this picture quintessentially Californian. Excuse me, quintessentially northern Californian. You want coffee and a warm coat with you here. Later today, you might have crab salad at the wharf or Italian food in North Beach.

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During another walk around the neighborhood:

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At a party (the cucumbers on that salad came from my garden; I brought them to the hostess and she chopped 'em up and served them to everyone--I was very flattered. Honored? Whatever):

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By October the Epilobium was blooming. This is one of the few reds in my garden. I feel a little insecure about using red. I don't know how. Or where. Or something.

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Eriogonum arborescens
; a close up in the garden of my guru.

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Penny with some fall bulbs.

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November was a busy month, although I don't remember it that way. We went to Guerneville and Oahu (1, 2, 3). I buzzed through the Blake Garden, the UC Botanic Garden, and the Japanese Tea Garden.

I pick one favorite picture from the Blake.

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And one from the Japanese Tea Garden.

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Although, there are many other pictures in November that I like.

December, not so much. The year's not over yet, so this post is a little bit premature. We have a short trip coming up before Christmas. It's possible I'll have something more to add before 2008 rolls in.

7/10/2007

Answers to silent questions

I was supposed to go up to the pea patch and water, but I was tired and just didn't feel like it. Instead I pored over my recent SiteMeter statistics, which is something I don't do very often. I should, because it's very entertaining to see what brings people to the blog. I have access the search engine search words for the last 4,000 whoreticulture visitors.

A lot of people come here looking for the same things.

For example, "thorny trees" or "trees with thorns" is very popular. It's all because I took this picture during my first visit to the Ruth Bancroft Garden.

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However, I didn't name the tree in that blog post. That's gotta be at least somewhat annoying. Let me remedy that now. It's Chorisia speciosa syn. Ceiba speciosa (Thank you Bob and Annie in the comments.)

A few people come looking for the "Ruth Bancroft Library", but to my knowledge there is no such thing. There is of course UC Berkeley's Bancroft Library, but its name arises from the the Bancroft patriarch, Hubert Howe Bancroft, not his garden-loving granddaughter-in-law Ruth.


Search results on variations of "Echium cuttings" are popular whoreticulture pointers. Lord knows I've talked at length about Echium. (You must be sick of it.) I know I brag a fair amount about all the cuttings I take. But I've never taken an Echium cutting, nor have I ever discussed it. However, I can tell you on good authority that E. candicans syn. E. fastuosum can easily be propagated from fresh tip cuttings (not so sure about any other species). Strip off the lower leaves and put the stems in moist perlite or sand until they root. I'm told you don't even need to apply rooting hormone.


Perhaps you'll be surprised to hear that "flowers that smell like semen" is a popular pointer too. (Perhaps not?) It turns out I'm far from being the only place to go for information about that. Check it out, people.

I'm sure some of you, thinking about semen again, immediately recalled last winter's discussion in the comments about Geranium maderense. Annie in Austin made a funny joke (two, actually), and the County Clerk went shopping. Later, I seem to recall the whole thing triggered a minor existential crisis (Clerk's), but I don't now recall where that unfolded.

Lots and lots of people want to see pictures of Maytenus boaria. I've called out the Maytens Tree a few times in my bloggerly travels. This is the picture most seekers find, from this blog post.

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I only vaguely remembered that post, and I forgot that it included that picture.

Instead, when I think about blogging the Maytens tree, the first thing that comes to mind is a visit I paid to the Blake Garden where someone incorporated the tree into an art installation.

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You step under the skirt and dig the grooviness.

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Today I regret not lingering longer under the skirt of the Maytens tree...


Some people come here looking for a "gay gardener". Of course, I am a gay gardener but I have to wonder. Is my gardening so gay you can Google it?

It's not because of this post about the Brokeback Mountain premier, it's not about Gay Merit Badges, it's a remark I shared last December about how only gay men buy Gunnera.

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(That post also attracts numerous people looking for Aloe polyphylla.)

And lots of people come here wanting to learn where they can buy Gunnera. (Are they gay?)

People of the world, gay or straight or lesbian or bisexual or transgendered or questioning or whatever, you can buy Gunnera at the San Francisco Botanical Garden monthly plant sales. They usually offer it from February through May.

You can also buy restios there, which is another plant people apparently want to buy judging by SiteMeter statistics. And, as I've mentioned before, you can even buy restio seeds, and the liquid smoke you need to germinate them, from Seedhunt over there in my list of links.

Speaking of gay or straight or whatever, some people come here looking specifically for whoreticulture. But for that you have to choose. Do you want this blog, or this series of queer-themed podcasts from 2005? We are not related. But I'm sure the podcast is fabulous.

I get all kinds of dope fiends looking for information about growing pot. (Like I would know anything about that!) "Growing marijuana in bamboo" was an interesting search. Marijuana does not seem terribly ornamental to me. I guess you could cloak it in a bamboo grove, but then it probably wouldn't get enough sun. But I wouldn't know! Someone yesterday came for "marijuana pruning lessons". Pruning marijuana? Why would you prune marijuana? Well, whatever.

Someone came looking for "blue flowering hanging plants". They find Campanula muralis or C. portenschlagiana, viewed here during a long walk. (Merci Delphine for the ID.)

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Or, maybe they had in mind Nolana paradoxa, a blue flowering plant sold for hanging baskets.

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The verdict is in: Those flowers were nice for a month or so, but their season came to an end before the stems started to trail. Trailing was the whole point. I did some dead-heading but I don't have much hope for a new flush of bloom. Adios, Nolana paradoxa.


I love it when the plant seekers get all hyper-BOOLEAN, as in this recent example: "we sell" AND salvia AND "long island"

That just cracks me up because you think the last time that person had any computer training was in the late 1980s on a UNIX terminal or something. People, try going to yp.yahoo.com and looking for plant nurseries in your general area and calling them on the telephone to inquire! They're always answering inventory questions over the phone when I'm in line at Flowercraft. It works! It's gotta work better than devising an absurdly overdetermined computer search query that leads you to an irrelevant blogger on the other side of the country who doesn't know Long Island from Long Beach.

(It occurs to me they're probably looking for Salvia divinorum extract or powder or whatever. Every garden blogger's probably getting Salvia related hits for that. Too funny.)


Someone from China wanted to see pictures of Glen Canyon Park. I hope they didn't get their vacation plans confused when they saw my pictures of San Francisco's dank, weed-choked Glen Canyon Park...

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Because it turns out there's 1.2 million acres of Glen Canyon Park in Arizona too. Who knew!

They come for comfrey compost tea, but I just send them along.

Another compost question I get: "sluggo in my compost pile?" I don't know why they come here, I've never taken a position on that. But since you ask, I don't see why not. Sluggo is just iron phosphate, and I don't think the worms care. Anyone disagree? (I can think of someone who I'm sure will disagree, but let's wait and see.)


Some random stuff to laugh at...

An AOL user wanted to know "what's it mean when a bird poops?" Ha!

"ceanothus fossils". That was probably Julie.

I'm the fifth search result for the string "Your order had been shipped" Hmm!

6/28/2007

Seven Random Things

I enjoyed reading seven random things about Carol (via Colleen), so...

1) I've decided to take the morning off work on July 11 to catch the first screening of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on the IMAX screen downtown. (I'm not telling anyone about this but you.)

2) One of my most favorite things in the world is the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk on Monday and Tuesday nights during the summer when all the rides are only $.75 (in college it was $.50). I pig out on corn dogs and lemonade and ride the Giant Dipper over and over (last car only!), along with the log ride and Rock-O-Plane which is one of these things, but I refuse to get on a ferris wheel because ferris wheels terrify me. I make my friends play several games of air hockey with me (I am extremely competitive) and take silly pictures in the photo booth. My favorite $.50 night in college also featured a free concert on the beach by Sister Sledge. (Added: the Boardwalk turns 100.)

3) On vacation, I like to re-read my favorite short novels. They include The Crying of Lot 49, Down and Out in Paris and London, The Great Gatsby, The Sheltering Sky, Demian, A Feast of Snakes, and a random book I found in the cutout bin several years ago called The Man Upstairs by someone named T.L. Parkinson.

4) My favorite artist is Henri Rousseau. When I was a romantic (pretentious slacker weenie) college drop-out, I used to spend whole days alone in my Tenderloin studio apartment making paintings in his style.

5) I failed algebra in the 8th grade because I had a huuuge crush on the teacher and couldn't concentrate on the lecture if you know what I mean and I think you do--wink, wink. After getting over him, I enjoyed math ever since and sometimes regret that I didn't major in it in college.

6) I enjoy baseball, but not football or basketball. I might like hockey, but I doubt I'd like soccer. I've always wanted to go to horse races, but I have no interest whatsoever in car races or Nascar. I don't care for golf, but I'll tag along if I can drive the cart. I ran track in high school, but didn't enjoy it. I would eagerly go to a shooting range and try shooting targets if anyone ever invites me.

7) We like to eat breakfast for dinner and do that every couple of weeks. Scrambled eggs, toast, sausage, and refried beans with salsa and melted cheese. (But no coffee at dinnertime.)

I'm not really the sort of person to tag people, but if I was I might tag Lisa, Alex and JVA, among others...