Temporarily paralyzed from the ankle down
The kittens love to snuggle up on my feet. They do this when I'm on the bed or couch with my computer, surfing. I feel like I shouldn't move. That's fine, except that I have to pee right now.
What a life.
Penny, wake up! I have to pee!
Pretty much the only time I can get a picture of Miss Patty in focus is when she's sleeping.
Pattycake, I have to pee!